DESTROYING MY ART

My Precious!

Some strange Japanese TV show where a Japanese fan-boy does his version of Gollum.    Low-rent, disturbing, and perfectly hilarious.

Enjoy

Stop The Madness

In honor of our celebrity poster: Michael "Shrimp" Chambers who recently posted here! 

Michael is featured in this 80's "anti-drug" music video starring just about every B celebrity imaginable.   Sponsored by the White House, you'll love seeing Whitney Houston singing "Stop the madness" (as in "don't do drugs!")

Check out Michael's new site HERE!

The Chaser!

Mike Hollingshead is a bold man.  A little nutty, but bold.  A storm chaser who races alongside Mid-West Tornados, while everyone else races the opposite direction!  An avid photographer, he snaps away like crazy, while constantly in danger.   Some of his pics look like something right out of INDEPENDENCE DAY (look close for the Alien ship!)

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Phillip Toledano Photog

All of the bloggers are picking up on Phillip's Baby Suit picture this week, but his other works are where it's at!   Check out some of the fun!

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Hey Good Looking

For those who care to remember, here's the classic ROMCO ad for Mr. Microphone!  Why am I sharing this? 

Why not!

(Enjoy: Pablo)

Wacky Japanese Icecream

You can't go wrong with this delicious list of Japanese Ice Cream flavors.  Everything from Goat Flesh, Sea Salt, Whale (with real Whale), Chicken, Red Wine, the list goes on and on!  I'm not sure who eats this shit, but ever since my bad experience trying MUSK FLAVORED CHICLET GUM, I'm not going there.  (Well maybe the beer ice cream.)

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Downhill Bullet Bike

Oh you know you want to watch this.  You can't look away.  Can't look away.  No!  No!  No please!  Can't!  Stop! Looking!

(via: Screenhead)

       

Eccentric Eccentric Young Boy

Words can not express what this is.  But obviously someone tried "translating" the lyrics of the song into English subtitles.  You might call this "Off Off Off East Broadway!"

Good stuff!

Beat Box Boy

A pretty hypnotizing clip of a kid doing beat box with a slick touch of editing.  Not original, but his Nordic Napoleon Dynamite look seems to sell it!   Well done.

(Thanks: Dave)

Colbert For King - Update

I want to start a monarchy in the US, just so I can vote Stephen Colbert - King!  Let's look at how insane this past weekend was:
1) He speaks at the White House Press Corp Dinner - and decimates the room (see below)

2) Saturday Night Live - Is A Best of TV Funhouse Episode -Hosted By The Ambiguously Gay Duo's, Ace (Stephen Colbert) and Gary (Steve Carell)

3) Sunday night on 60 Minutes - Morley Safer interviewed Stephen for a full segment!

4) Harvey Birdman Attorney At Law - ran this weekend with Stephen supplying the voices for both Reducto (the evil shrink ray lawyer) and Harvey's one eyed boss Phil!  Great fun.

5) The previous week, the Trailer for STANGERS WITH CANDY is online.  Colbertalicious!

6) Stephen's agent earns his 10% and watches the Washington talking heads (the very same one's Stephen satirizes on the Colbert Report) wage a war on his performance for the President.

And now to give you a taste of some of the Press Corp Dinner aftermath:
The New York Times
U.S. News
Digby makes his voice heard
Matt Drudge
Chris Durang
Fox News

UPDATE: THE COLBERT REPORT - Show open from Monday (comments on the weekend dinner!)

Good stuff.  Love America!  If this were certain other countries, Mr. Colbert would have been shot in the head before leaving the building. 

All Hail Stephen!  God Save The King!