DESTROYING MY ART

Best News Headline Ever!

I think it speaks for itself!

"Officers honored for finding man's penis"

(via: Sploid)

Run Forest Run!

“Dean Karnazes might just be the fittest man in the world,” writes Men’s Fitness (March 2006). An internationally recognized endurance athlete and bestselling author, Dean Karnazes has pushed his body and mind to inconceivable limits. Among his many accomplishments, he has run 350 continuous miles, foregoing sleep for three nights. He’s run across Death Valley in 126 degree temperatures, and he’s run a marathon to the South Pole in negative 40 degrees. On seven different occasions, he’s run a 200-mile relay race solo, racing alongside teams of twelve. Dean has swum across the San Francisco Bay, scaled Half Dome in Yosemite, mountain-biked for 24-hours straight, surfed the gigantic waves off the coast of Hawaii, and is an accomplished windsurfer. Dean is a Ten-time Western States 100-Mile Endurance Run Silver Buckle winner, has competed across the globe, and is the 2004 Badwater Ultramarathon champion, considered: ‘The World’s Toughest Footrace."

.....But can he do this?

He told Scott Dunlop: "So, on these longs runs I resort to highly refined foods and calorie dense items, like pizza and pie. During one 200-mile run we kept a food log, and I consumed 28,000 calories in 46 hours and 17 minutes of running. And I still lost five pounds!"

Dean is part superman and nutball.  Seeing as I can do none of these things, I'm in awe.
 
LINK - Dean's Official Site

Hey I Have An Idea!

"Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there."

Discomfort...I'd say that is an understatement!

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Ultraman Brothers

I can't wait for the latest Ultraman movie.  Check out the teaser for the full experience.

The FX get better, but the story never seems to change!

I'd love to watch a double feature of Ultraman and KRRISH - that would be entertainment!

LINK - Official Movie Site

Pat Robertson - Strong As A God!

Good clean Christian living has made Pat a true Blblical Strong Man!  Booya! 

Nothing can stop you when God is spotting for you! (Pay no attention that some of those plates are just rubber!)

(Thanks: Brad)

Who Knew Uranus Was So Big?

Here's a pretty cool webpage that breaks down the sizes of the known planets and suns. 

Damn we're small!

LINK (Thanks: Dave)

Gman is out!

Please excuse the lack of posts - I'm on vacation.  Will be back in action next week!

-GMAN

Toledano Update

Phillip Toledano, who I previously posted on, has a new series of shots available on his website. 

"Hope and Fear, is the external manifestation of internal desires and paranoia that are adrift in America"

Yeah whatever!  Just looks like Carrot Top's cooler brother to me! 

Check it out!

LINK - Toledano's Site

Krrish!

What do you get when a Bollywood Musical meets a Superhero Epic meets the fight coordinator from Crouching Tiger?   KRRISH!   I'm so psyched, if ever there was a movie to see with friends while drinking - I think this is it!   (Please play in LA!)

I haven't seen a movie this schizophrenic since Brotherhood of The Wolf (the French, period, political, horror, suspense, action, karate, monster movie from 2001.)

Check out the trailer below.  (It's a bad compilation of 3 of the Krrish trailers.)   Trust me on this one, and watch it all the way through.

Awesomeness!

LINK -To Official Krrish Site

Penn Verses God

One of my favorite people today is Penn Jillette.  He's oppinionated, loud, talented, funny, and occasionally correct.  Last November he did a piece for NPR's "This I Believe".  Check out the link, and read (or listen to) a great little essay on God.

Fun stuff!

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