He's "taught tennis to Jerry Seinfeld and Harrison Ford. He was a specialist in “Chinese orthopedic massage,” and had the business card to prove it. The Dalai Lama had apparently written his college recommendation." And lets not forget "he is one of four people licensed to handle nuclear waste in the state of Connecticut, that he must register his hands as lethal weapons at airports, and even that he has killed two dozen men in Tibetan gladiatorial contests."
And yet, he's still looking for a job.
I'm a little late on this one, but enjoy Aleksey (Garber) Vayner's amazing video that accompanied his 11 page resume! And as an added bonus - Arrested Development's
Michael Cera's parody. Great stuff.
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