Why go to the "Magic Kingdom" when you can vacation in the Kingdom of Heaven. Ok, it's not really heaven, it's The Holy Land Experience in Orlando, Florida. Awesome. It's "a living biblical museum and park that brings the world of the Bible alive!" in all of it's beautiful, violent, and vile ethnic cleansing glory!
What kid doesn't want to get his picture taken with a bloody crucified Jesus? Sure it doesn't have rides, but it does have Roman soldier sword fights, "A Day In The Life of A Monk" exhibit, and even the Ark of the Covenant! Booyaa. Take that Indiana Jones.
You just won the Superbowl, what are you going to do now? "I'm going to The Holy Land Experience and look into the eyes of the one who changed the course of history!"
Thanks: Kevin C
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