DESTROYING MY ART

Lego Alien

Very cool...

Unfortunate Headline...

The things these staff writers do to amuse themselves...

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Unstoppable Beast

"It pushed me through the bush, its tusks piercing my body, before it picked me up and tossed me into the air."

The amazingly scary tale of Wendy Martin, who was attacked by a very pissed off elephant at a Kenya game preserve 7 years ago.  Incredibly she survived but at an astronomical price.  Unfortunately, her recent lawsuit settlement with the lodge owner doesn't even come close to making up for the suffering.  (Obviously, I'm an American.)

Intense.

LINK - Daily Mail's "I was gored by an elephant!"

Look Into My Eye

Here's a wild dude in Indiana who just got implant contact lenses.  Just government approved and a nice alternative if you can't get Laser surgery.  Amazingly cool. 

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7 Flaccid Penises = 0.000008285984848485 Panamanian Canals

A thoroughly useless web converter for all kinds of marginally important values.

Weird Converter

or is it "penii"? I'm never sure...

Triumph Does The Tonys

As always.  Conan is a god, Triumph is a saint!

LINK - Late Night with Conan O'Brien

Give Me A Kiss Baby

James Brown said it best in Superbad "I wanna kiss myself!"  and David Puel & Thomas Libé made it happen (sort of.)  These two artists have a rather unique exhibit obviously entitled "Selfkiss."   I don't know how they do it, and I'm not even sure of the medium, but it's creepy and cool at the same time.

Reminds me of my friend who used to work for FOX television who got hate mail from viewers watching American Idol when a Simpsons promo came on.  The promo had a joke with Homer kissing himself in a dream.  Well, that dream of the cartoon Homer macking with Homer was a little "too gay" for some viewers to handle.  (This coming from people watching American Idol????  Give me a fucking break.)

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Gatsby Japanese Hair Goodness

At least I think he's singing about hair?

Flight Patterns

A very cool visualization of flight patterns, surprisingly organic.

Human Cheese?

Yes I'm talking about the real deal.... BREAST MILK CHEESE.  I was recently talking to someone about if this was possible.   And who knew - someone's already tried it and the results are fascinating.  Check out Rani's detailed account of her journey as she tries to create Human Cheese!

LINK - www.INDRANI.net